Poison Unfiltered Witch's Grade Magical Crystal & Herb Potion Bottle

☠️🧙‍♀️ Poison Unfiltered — Witch’s Grade Magical Crystal & Herb Potion Bottle 🔮🖤Approximately 3 inches tall • 30 ml

POISON. ☠️ UNFILTERED. WITCH’S GRADE.

After investigating an entire collection of suspicious concoctions, the Chaos Crew has finally reached the bottle that surely—SURELY—must contain something dangerously witchy.

Nope. Still herbs and crystals. 😂🐦‍⬛

The Poison Unfiltered — Witch’s Grade Magical Crystal & Herb Potion Bottle is a dark, fiery blend of carefully selected crystal chips and dried botanicals, created for the witch who likes her magick bold, unapologetic and completely unfiltered.

Despite the ominous skull and crossbones and delightfully questionable label, this bottle contains NO actual poison. Instead, its ingredients were selected for their traditional associations with protection, personal power, boundaries, courage, intuition and transformation.

Deep Black Obsidian, fiery Carnelian, rich Garnet and mysterious Labradorite mingle with earthy botanicals to create a wicked little potion that looks like it belongs behind the counter with a handwritten sign saying: “Witch’s Grade — Ask Questions at Your Own Risk.” ☠️😂

Perfect for your altar, protection or intention work, transformation rituals, boundary-setting practice, witchy décor, spell-work collection or cabinet of curiosities.

☠️ What’s Inside the Witch’s Grade Poison?

🖤 Black Obsidian — Traditionally associated with protection, grounding, truth and releasing unwanted energy or patterns.

🔥 Carnelian — Traditionally connected with courage, confidence, creativity, motivation and vitality. A fiery addition for anyone embracing their personal power.

🩸 Garnet — Traditionally associated with strength, passion, courage, vitality and resilience.

🌌 Labradorite — Traditionally connected with intuition, transformation, imagination and mystical exploration. Its mysterious flashes add the perfect bit of supernatural-looking shimmer.

🌿 Nettle Leaf — Traditionally associated with protection, strength and boundaries. A particularly appropriate botanical for a potion with an attitude problem.

🌙 Mugwort — Traditionally connected with intuition, dreams, divination and spiritual exploration.

🌱 Rosemary — Traditionally associated with protection, purification, remembrance and mental clarity.

🖤 Clove — Traditionally connected with protection, strength, prosperity and purification.

Together, this unapologetically witchy concoction represents:

☠️ Protection • 🔥 Personal Power • 🖤 Boundaries • 🧙‍♀️ Courage • 🔮 Intuition • ✨ Transformation

Keep your Poison Unfiltered — Witch’s Grade sealed as a wonderfully suspicious magical curiosity, display it among your potion collection, place it upon your altar, work with its symbolism when strengthening boundaries or stepping into your personal power, incorporate its contents into your own personal ritual or spiritual practice, or empty the bottle and give it an entirely new witchy purpose.

No filtering. No shrinking yourself. No watering down your magick. Be bold. Be witchy. Be unapologetically YOU. ☠️🖤✨

☠️ A little protection. A little power. A LOT of attitude. And absolutely ZERO actual poison—because Witchy’s Grade means magical, not medical emergency. 😂🧙‍♀️🔮

✨ PLEASE NOTE: “Poison Unfiltered — Witch’s Grade” is a fantasy product name. This product contains NO actual poison or intentionally added poisonous botanicals. This potion bottle is created for decorative, altar and spiritual use. It may be kept intact or opened so the contents can be incorporated into your own personal ritual, spell work or spiritual practice. Contents are not intended for consumption or internal use. Do not ingest. Avoid contact with eyes and sensitive skin, wash hands after handling loose contents, and keep away from children and pets. Crystal, herb and botanical properties are based on traditional metaphysical and folkloric beliefs and are offered for spiritual and informational purposes only.